Ani-Ism #1: If you don’t want to be disappointed with people, yourself or your surrounding, stop expecting everything to be within your comfort zone, criteria and fit your morals. No expectations -no disappointments.

Ani-ism #2: People that matter dont mind. And people who Mind dont matter.

Ani-ism #3: Forgiveness is a formality. All forgiveness really means is that you were able to over look the deed and move on, whether for the love of yourself or the other. Forgiving is a formality that helps you build for the future.

Ani-ism #4: Never stop trying. Unless you have to pee.

Ani-ism #5: You can never blame others for their misdeeds, for you chose to trust them enough to let the misdeeds affect you.

Ani-ism #6: Whilst talkin to Anastasia Kharovska obnoxiously yell STAIS8D and HAMZA SALAR.

Ani-ism #7: When you see the person you want to talk to online, but out of principle Hold from saying hi to them to see if they say hi first, just click their name and say hi. Just because you initiated the conversation doesnt mean they dont care.

Ani-ism #8: We live in a society where we have to always focus on the future, , when we are born we are helpless and our parents worry about us growing up strong, when we go to kindergarten we prepare ourselves for the beginning of school, when we go to school we worry about finishing in order to go to college, as we enter the university on our first day we must know what we want to do with our lives, and once education is over we worry about our money, our house, and our family. After which we grow old and start to worry about what our children are doing with THEIR future. But the real future for all is death. So stop focusing on tomorrow and enjoy today.

Ani-ism #9: There are reasons for everything, whether its “fate” or the “scientific logic of the universe”. There is a positive side to everything, If its like this then it should’ve been like this. Dont question life for not giving you what you desire, for what you desire might steer you in the wrong direction.

Ani-ism #10: Most people suck. But some even swallow.

Ani-ism #11: When you feel nothing is going right, go left.

Ani-Ism#12: There are a lot of things in life that are over rated, like Miley Cyrus, Apple Products, School, Facebook, Lady Gaga, Fake Boobs, Big Boobs, Small Boobs, Stuffed Animals, Twilight, Eclipse, New Moon, Breaking Dawn, etc, etc, etc,. But these things exist only to make MONEY. Make sure you exist for yourself and not Paper than some dude many years ago said was worth THIS much. Be a Someone, not a something.

Ani-ism #13: Boobs are the solution to erything.

Ani-ism #14: The world is filled with bitches and bastards, but sadly, they aren’t primarily dogs.

Ani-ism #15: Give credit where credit is due. If you have an orgasm no way in hell can you say it was all because of you, whether your fingers, pron, a penis, a vaginal opening, or “meat substitutes” where included, give them credit. Or stop expecting others to praise you. People want to be treated like royalty, whilst they can get away with treating others like dirt.

Ani-ism #16: You should never procrastinate. Unless you’re lazy. Then it can wait till tomorrow.

Ani-ism #17: Your mother jokes are not old. Your mother is.

Ani-ism #18: To fix is to cover the imperfections with a hope that they wont burst at the seams. Repairing is stitching those seams together. Repair your faults, for with them you can knit a good mind.

Ani(rudh)-ism #19: Awesomeness: when Ani says you have it, you have it. 

Ani-ism #20: Doing boring shit is the path you have to take in order to do stupid shit. When you say you regret doing something stupid, you’re just trying to hide that you had the time of your life doing it. Do stupid shit. That’s the best thing you can do.

Ani-ism #21: Don’t trust anyone. Especially yourself. Cause what’s inside your head is FUCKED up.

Ani-ism #22: There are many stupid, annoying, arrogant people in the world. Yet then there are those who can listen to you forever. Those people are dead. All people are tad bit assholish. Especially you.

Ani-Ism #23: When someone gets on your nerves, get your nerves out from under their ass and try to understand whats going on.

Ani-ism #24: Being truly wise is not trying to bullshit others into thinking you’re wise. It’s not trying to be a smart ass, its actually being an ass that is fucking smart. Wisdom is not life experience, it is the ability to analyze and learn from life.

Ani-ism #25: You don’t have to come and confess. We’re gonna find you.

Ani-ism #26: You’re not technically a stalker if it’s posted on Facebook. They posted it, you clicked it. Not like you’re hiding in the bushes and waiting to climb in their windows and snatch their people up.

Ani-ism #27: Friends are like socks, they keep you from getting hurt by your shoes but are really annoying to sleep with.

Ani-ism #28: There is always two side to a modern person. The pimped-out-better-smoother-nicer online version. And the real one. As much as you will want that online version to be the real them, the real them is outside the world wide web. Online-people let themselves be who theyve always wanted: More fierce, more open, more exciting and more fun. In real life they are who they have to be to fit it.

Ani-ism #29: When you fight with your parents, remmeber that you are exactly half of them. So they are a half of you. And if they don’t understand you, you don’t understand them. (Oh and, Listen to Mr. Collins, he becomes good Ani-isms)

Ani-ism #30: Shit happens. Deal with it

Ani-ism #31: Sometimes, you just gotta get over yourself and do it.

Ani-ism # 32: (Dedication: Anirudh Antony Singh and Abeer Mustafa) You can go through life and make hundreds of friends. Or you can have friends that make your life worth living a hundred years

Ani-ism #33: Life gets harder with each day. If it didn’t, we would be boring.

Ani-ism #34: People are assholes. But it’s okay. Cause when they fuck with you, it hurts them aswell.

Ani-ism #35: Nobody cares. Realize it and move on.

Ani-ism #36: It’s hard being a girl, you have to wear bras, have periods, give birth and bitch about every man you meet. But guys have to go own tampon runs, take care of that baby for the rest of its life, learn how to unhook a bra and not hit you every time you open your mouth. Life is hard for everyone. That’s why we have others to make it better.

Ani-ism #37: Being a smart ass hurts others. So does honesty, lies, drugs, needles, knives and countless other things. Its okay to hurt others. Its better you do it.

Ani-ism #38: Glitter is like herpes, it always comes back when you least expect it.

Ani-ism #39: Life is like a boner. It’s hard, sometimes uncomfortable, but always rewarding.

Ani-ism #40: No, being an ass doesn’t make you cool. Yes, it makes people hate it. No, you shouldn’t stop being an ass. Asses are cool.

Ani-ism #41: Don’t fight with your parents, because you arent the one having to live with you. They are.

Ani-ism #42: Always tell the truth. Even when you lie.

Ani-ism #43: Expect the unexpected. Everything can happen, even if you’re not prepared for it.

 Ani-ism #44: It’s not the fun times with your friends that make a story. It’s the accedents, the creepy situations and scary rapist looking dudes that make a story worth listening. Love your friends, because they go through with everything you do.

Ani-ism#45: People get annoyed when you annoy them. So annoy them harder

 Ani-ism #46: When people use you and then forget about you, you shouldnt be mad at them. You let them use you like a toy and throw it away. People are selfish bastards that will never remember you for the good things you’ve done. Find friends that are really there for you, and love you when youre there for them

Ani-ism #47: Finish what you start. There is no reason for it, yeah you can just give up and move on with your life. But dont do that. That’s not how life works. Be the change you want to see. Even if that change means constant movement. 

Ani-ism #48: You will meet many assholes in your life. You will meet douchebags and cunts and many other species of people. But sometimes, an awesome person comes along that makes all that variety dissapear. It’s all good. At least you should hope so.

Âni-ism #49: Boredom cannot be killed. It can only be embraced.

Ani-ism #50: Responsibility: Something everyone has, nobody wants, and everyone wants to get rid of.

Ani-ism #51: Its okay to cry. There’s no reason why it’s okay. It just is. 

Ani-ism #52: When you send someone an Inbox on FaceBook. Dont go to their wall and write :Inbox. If they are going to check the notification that you posted on their wall, they will check their inbox too. By writing inbox the little red 1 in the messege box doesnt magically activate.

Ani-ism #53: Give them space when space is needed. Give them hope when there is none. Say it’s gonna be okay, even when it may not be. Lie to them to make it good. Cheat them. Break Them. Kiss them. Love them. Hate them. Do everything to them as they do to you. Friends.

Ani-ism #54: If you give a peson a chance to be lazy, he will. If you give him a chance to be bad, he will. If you give him a chance to make a decision, he will make the wrong one. But if you give him no chances at all, you give them no choice but to be lazy, bad and wrong.

Ani-Ism#55: Never forget what people have done for you. Because once, it will all come down to the memories you share to see if the relationship is worth having.

Ani-ism#56: No friend is worth having. Except all the friends that you have now and will gain in the future

Ani-ism #57: Yeah. It hurts like a bitch.But At least you know you’re still alive.

Ani-ism#59: There will be many times in your life when you wish you could die to spite someone. But you will never do it, because your love for another will always be stronger than your anger. If you’re willing to take your own life for them, they are worth forgiving.